They are moving a house down my street right now.
It’s still weird to think that I have someone I can call my brother-in-law.
I just got one of these bad boys, the Breville indoor grill. They are perfect for when you want grilled food but it’s too cold or rainy outside to fire up the grill (like today) or if you’re too scared to light the grill yourself (like me).
This is my new project at work, a spec house in Greystone Country Club. The backyard looks on to the hole #2 tee box. I get to make some of the interior selections and I think it’s going to be pretty sweet. Also, when I go check on properties, I like to think of myself as Jenni from Flipping Out and occasionally wish I had a second personality (“Deb”) for when I need to be a total bitch (Who do I have to fuck to get this place cleaned?!). I wonder what I would name my second personality…
$50 reward for anyone who can locate me the old techno cd we used to listen to circa 2000/2001, you know the one, it would be great for the gym.
(via Facebook)
Boss’ wife: So I heard today that Obama is now givin out cell phones to welfare recipients. Aren’t you glad you work so hard???
(43 comments about how everyone is sick of our tax dollars going to lazy asses who refuse to get a job)
Lauren: Hold the phone, pun intended - I did a little more research when I heard about this. This website clarifies some things: http://www.factcheck.org/2009/10/the-obama-phone/
After-thoughts:
1. Did I just defend the President that I didn’t even vote for? Weird.
2. God, I hope she doesn’t tell The Boss Man that I embarrassed her today.