LaLa

Tue Nov 23

What do I say to this?!

  • Brett: I thought Black Friday was the day Jesus died...
  • Lauren: No, that's Good Friday.
  • Brett: Well, wouldn't it make more sense if Black Friday was the day Jesus died and Good Friday was when everything goes on sale?
Sun Nov 14
I got mail from Tom Brokaw and Bishop Robert Muench today…interesting!

I got mail from Tom Brokaw and Bishop Robert Muench today…interesting!

Mon Nov 1

My little DIY project….old mirror becomes a new chalkboard!

Thu Oct 14

lacey:

seagull:

So my cousin’s wife is past her due date, and my other cousin posted this to her wall as a suggestion on how to get the newest member of our family out.

Hey Rhonda -

Can we get pregnant around the same time so we can do a duet dance to this song around 8 months or so?

Yours in hip-hop,

Lacey

I bet that’s how she got pregnant in the first place…walking it out. 

(via lacey)

Wed Oct 13
Bobette’s birthday present…

Bobette’s birthday present…

Sat Oct 9

My cousin Ken and his wife Amy have two little ones. They live in Austin, TX and drive a Toyota Sienna minivan.  I found this video posted on his Facebook page by one of his friends asking “Is this you and Amy?”, to which he replied “That’s pretty accurate”.

Wed Oct 6

Is this a natural reaction or am I crazy?

Today, on my way home, traffic was stopped on Highway 42.  A couple minutes later, I hear sirens coming from behind me.  I move my car over to the right and watch a fire truck and police cars navigate throught the traffic and pass me.  Just when I think “Yay, traffic’s moving now!”, I realize that they are turning onto MY street! And the panic sets in.  I start thinking, “OMG, what if they are going to my house!” and that leads to “Crap, did I leave my hair straightener on all day?…Is my house burning down right now?…My animals are going to die in the fire!….Why does this have to happen when Brett’s away on business!?”  Well, sure enough, they passed up my house, it was fine. And I didn’t even see a smoke plume in the sky around the neighborhood.  But now I’m wondering if everyone else always assumes it’s THEIR house that’s burning down.  Am I crazy?

Sun Oct 3

We played outside today…I love October.

Tue Sep 28

Nelly, I missed you!  Glad you’re back!

PS - You got a little soft, and the video really sucks, but so many of my high school memories involve your songs, so really, you can do no wrong in my book.

Sun Sep 26

What’s your favorite movie?

Since I was about 6 years old, the answer has always been Dirty Dancing or Steel Magnolias…but I think I need to bump those two down a notch.  It’s Forrest Gump. 

Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I’d make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: …But you won’t marry me.
Jenny Curran: [sadly] … You don’t wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don’t you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest Gump: I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is

Jenny Curran: His name’s Forrest.
Forrest Gump: Like me.
Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
Jenny Curran: You’re his daddy, Forrest.

Forrest Gump: You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father’s bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin’ was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn’t. Little Forrest, he’s doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He’s really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He’s so smart, Jenny. You’d be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can’t read it. I’m not supposed to, so I’ll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don’t know if Momma was right or if, if it’s Lieutenant Dan. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.